of mice and me
The other day the cats brought me bird for breakfast, unfortunately they left feathers all over the place while preparing it for me. As usual my trusty vacuum cleaner came out to clean up after them. As usual I first picked up their toy mice before vacuuming, also as usual, I put them in my pocket. A moment ago I decided to return their mice to them, unfortunately two of the toy mice were not toys, but had probably been meant as an appetizer for the main course (bird). Yuck.